Monthly Archives: February 2010

Lady GaGa Crotch Watch Saga

Posted on February 25, 2010 by

Is Lady GaGa a hermaphrodite?  Should it matter if she has a vagina or a penis or neither or both?  Are you aware of the intensive “Lady GaGa Cock Watch” movement — especially in the UK — that investigates that … Continue reading →

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Ashley Rodriguez Wins American Idol 9

Posted on February 18, 2010 by

I confess to being a whore for American Idol.  I have watched the show every year and every year it gets worse and worse.  The pinnacle of its awfulness is now Ellen DeGeneres — who wouldn’t know funny if it … Continue reading →

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The Family Tragedy of American Chopper

Posted on February 11, 2010 by

Yesterday, The Learning Channel announced the quick cancellation of “American Chopper.” The last episode will air tonight at 9pm Eastern.  Over the six-year run of the show, I watched almost every episode — purely for the love of seeing Paul, … Continue reading →

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Banning the Celebrity Baby Wave

Posted on February 4, 2010 by

Today, I propose the immediate ban on any celebrity using a “Baby Wave” – the slow opening and closing of spread fingers closing into a fist with the palm facing you — that red carpet fame carpetbaggers like Paris Hilton … Continue reading →

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