Monthly Archives: February 2009

Cancel American Idol

Posted on February 27, 2009 by

We previously loved American Idol 8, but now that we’re down to the nut of it, we realize the show is fatally flawed.  American Idol has become Karaoke with the worst singers.  The contestants are painful to listen to and … Continue reading →

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Marie Osmond: Eat Something!

Posted on February 20, 2009 by

We all know Marie Osmond has an obsessive-compulsive nature.  We’ve seen the results of her overeating and her over-dancing.

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Cut Joshua Jackson From Fringe

Posted on February 13, 2009 by

We love Fringe.  We do not, however, love Joshua Jackson on the show.  He doesn’t fit.  He isn’t strange enough to mesh with the rest of the cast.  He must be cut.

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Miley Cyrus Captured in Racist Slit-Eye

Posted on February 6, 2009 by

Miley Cyrus was recently caught in a photograph making the universal, infamous, and insulting “Slit-Eye” gesture to condescend the form of the Asian eye:

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